Well, found a computer, so had to tell you about our experience yesterday touring SanFrancisco….it was indeed a beatiful day and we had a glorious day, walking around Fisherman’s Wharf, but, and let me say that again, but… here is a little sample of what lead up to our beautiful day, then I will tell you about our 48 hour tour, (oops, it was actually only 2 hours, but seemed more like 2 days)
First, our flight out here was wonderful, even slept on the plane for a little while, where the story begins………when I fell asleep, I had a glass of cranberry apple juice sitting on the tray, which I was going to save and wash down my coconut M&M’s with, after my little nap. But I fell so sound asleep, I knocked over the glass of juice all over my white linen blouse and pants, while I slept. So upon waking, I looked like I had poured a whole bottle of red wine over myself, all the while now looking like I had wet my pants. So if that is not bad enough, we manage to hide most of the stain with baggage and stop for an In & Out Burger on the way to the hotel. It is 4:00 p.m. our tummy time, (but only 2 here) so we are starving. As we inhale our burger and french fries, which are the best in the world and always our first stop once we get off the plane, I am in such a hurry, I drop 4 french fries, soaked in ketsup all down the front of this same blouse. So now, I have red juice all over the front, plus ketsup dribbling down the front of me. What a mess……we go to the hotel, clean up and decide that Sunday will be better.
So Sunday dawns and we get dressed, go to church and then head to San Francisco…..we arrive at Fisherman’s Wharf, beaming with excitement. We walk around, enjoying the stares of people that look at us, wondering what planet we re from, with my Dallas Big Hair, and Randy’s “casual look” of dress pants and nice Tommy Bahama shirt” all the while seeing that we need to definetely dress down the next time we come back to SF, to fit in alittle more, and I need to flatten my hair about 5 in” not in length, but hidth…….anyway, we go to a nice restaurant, order crab cakes, salad, over looking the bay and Alcatraz and then head out to catch a tour bus. We are in luck…there is a tour bus just leaving, AND it is only $20/per person, for a 2 hour tour….WOW are we in luck….we board the double decker, with Randy insisting that we head to the top to catch the sights as well as the sun. Well, we don’t get to sit together, there are only two seats left, across the isle from each other. He grabs the first one which seats him next to a cute and skinny little 20 yr old and I am honored to be sitting by a lady weighing at least 300 pounds, which, bless her heart, is the sweetest thing, but I have only room for one of my “cheeks” to sit on…the entire 2 hours..my right “cheek” is numb after the first hour and she kept apologizing for being so big and taking up so much room. I can only say, “that’s ok”, when I really wanted to say, “would you please just let me sit on your lap”, but figured that this would make Randy owe me the rest of his life. Well, the first 15 min were very interesting, but then the tour guide told us that on this tour, he wanted to teach us as much as he possibly could aboutj San Fran…….and that he did. He never shut up…for 2 hours…and each sentence had at least 3 “ok?” in it…example, “honey, did you know that SF is only 7 mi by 7 mi, ok? and that China town is only 4 blocks by 11 blocks, OK and then we will be circling around Town Hall, ok? and on and on and on…..if I ever hear the word ok in my life time, it will be too soon, ok?
Well, we get off the bus, head for ice cream and Tom Tom donuts and sit out on the pier, watching the Sea Lions, walking around watching all the weirdos with spikey hair nd tatoos on every inch of their bodies…well, we get home to the hotel and I am changing clothes and I look down at my linen capris and yell. I have gone to church and all over San Fran with two “HUGE” holes in the back of my pants…….it’s like the material just rotted away and gave out…..I’m not talking a little pin hole here, I’m talking about two holes the size of a large orange, on both sides. So when people were looking at me, I guess they were not looking at me thinking, “my how young she looks to be almost 60” they are looking at me thinking, “my, it looks like her butt is so big that she is busting out at the seams”…stay away from the ice creama and donuts, lady! Guess that is what I get for thinking what I was thinking while continually sliding off the bench of that double decker bus….
Now, we both got a little burned, sitting out there with the sun glaring down on us yesterday, so this morning when Randy goes off with a friend to visit some people, he says to me, “oh great,I look like an alcoholic with my red face”. So we are hoping that tomorrow will be better. Will let you know how the rest of today goes……OK?