Every time we watch the Progressive Insurance commercials, we laugh and laugh at the people they are trying to keep from becoming their parents! Today as we sat in our car in the lube bay. while the young man was performing the checklist to pass our car for inspection, the realization that I was one of those that would have failed that class on How Not To Become my parents! While Jayden (yes of course I noticed his name that was on his shirt), began to follow the necessary routine of going thru the steps to be sure our car passed, I realized i had been telling him that our oldest grandson’s name was Jaden also but it was spelled differently. When i started to explain to Jayden that I wish I had known my great great grandfathers name was Jeremiah before “our” Jaden was born, or I would have suggested to Jodi she used that name before naming Jaden, Randy grabbed my arm and shook his head “no…the young man doesn’t care why Jodi named Jaden, Jaden.” As Jayden with a Y opened the drivers door to plug in something that i have no idea what it was, I began to ask questions about what he was looking for and started talking about why carmakers didn’t put them in the same spot so they didn’t have to go looking in different places! Jayden just smiled and looked at me like “lady I really don’t care about having a conversation with you, I just want to get your car inspected and get to the next car in line”. So I tried to quit talking, I really did but…well, I just couldn’t! As he finished with all the checkpoints to pass our car, I thanked him for directing me into the lube bay as I always get nervous when I drive in car washes or oil change places where you have to drive straight into a track. Jayden with a Y didn’t seem to care about that! But I finally said goodbye , each of us thanked the other and I drove away! I headed to a grocery store across the street to pick up whipping cream that I had forgot to order in my grocery delivery the day before! But after grabbing a qt of whipping cream, I happened to see they had strawberries for $1.99. Well who can pass up a deal like that? So i grabbed a couple of quarts of those and headed for the checkout line! Since there was only one checker, of course there were about 5-6 people in line to check out! When the lady right in front of me, with a full basket, noticed i had only 3 items, she told me to go ahead of her. Well you don’t have to tell me twice that now it gave me the opportunity to go ahead and start up a conversation with her! So of course I thanked her so much for letting me go ahead of her, as I had left my husband in the car when I ran in for whipping cream. I went ahead and began to explain to her that I was wanting to make a cake with mascarpone frosting. Apparently she had failed the “How Not to Become Your Parents” as well, as she ask me what cake I would be making, which led to me telling her. She proceeded to tell me she liked to bake also, but had come in to buy healthy snacks because her sister was coming into town this week to help plan a wedding for their father who was 94, and was getting married in a month . We began to discuss why would any adult children want their aging parents to be lonely and not find someone to love and be with the rest of their lives. Unfortunately they opened up another line and checker so we both ran to that line to check out. We wished each other a blessed weekend and I waddled out! Upon arriving home, we walked thru the main building on the way to the elevator which takes us to our place when a friend (we knew her but not well) ask how we were doing and noticed we had a bag full of items! Becuse we were in a hurry to get upstairs to put away the whipping cream, I began to tell her about the strawberries being on sale at Aldi. i noticed Randy looking at me with a look that said “let’s not go into the long version of that! just tell her the strawberries are on sale at Aldi and let’s go home”! Well, as luck would have it, we saw a dear friend as soon as we got off on the second floor…..don’t get me started on our conversation! Let’s just say that Randy walked by himself to our apartment with the whipping cream! He knew it would be warm by the time I got home!
I think it’s too late for me to not become my parents! Besides this way our kids have something to learn from me in case they don’t get to take the class!











